A Fart

by Lemon Square Bear23   Feb 15, 2008


A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.....

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To a small elevator,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Sweet old farts like you!

Life is like butt.
you're either covering it,
laughing it off
kicking it
kissing it
busting it
trying to get a piece of it
behaving like one
or you live with one.

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  • 9 years ago

    by Nanita

    Omg.. i have never read a poem about a fart.. lol.. i must say this is good 5/5

    [check.me.out]

  • 9 years ago

    by Tony

    Funny and philosphical at the same time : )l butt lol funny!

  • 9 years ago

    by linkhorizon

    Lmao! this is by far the funniest poem i've read on here hands down.

  • 9 years ago

    by Kevin

    OMG LMAO that was HILARIOUS

  • 9 years ago

    by Mackenzie

    Haha. this was totally LOL worthy. =]]]
    great one.
    .5/5.

    great job&&keep it up.
    much love,
    mac.<3
    [.just.another.silly.teenage.girl.]