DifFerEncE b/W tRu FrIenD && bEst fRieND

A bESt fRiEnd WouLd leT yOu DAnCe wiTh a boY fRIend

bUT a TrU FrIEnd WoUld YElL bOy bAc uP She MiNE!!

A BeSt fRiEnd WoulD TeLl yOu yOu dEsErVe bEtTer

bUT a TrU fRieNd WoulD pRanK cAll hIm SaY yOU WiLl diE iN SeVEn dAys

a BeSt fRiEnD woUlDNt LEt yOu gO tO jail

bUt a Tru fRiEnd WouLd Be SiTtIn RiGHt NExT tO yOu SAyIn Man We fUkEd uP

a beSt fRienD wouLDnT LEt yOU Do SomEtHIng StuPId

bUt a TrUE fRiEnd WouLd BEiN DoiN tHE NExT stUpId tHinG WiTh You!

a BEst frIenD wouLd Tell yOU When you HAVe foOd oN yOur face

buT a Tru frIend Woul LAugh THere A** oFf aS pPl WaLK bY lOkin At yOU WhiLe yOU AskIN Why thEy lOKin At ME'

a bEst fRiEnd WulD jOin In When yOu Are lAughin fOr nOw rEason

bUT a tru frIend WoulD SAy Why in The He*l yOu lAughIN

A bEst fRiEnd tAlKs BEhINd YouR FaCe

bUt a Tru frIends YEll And ScrEAms aT yOU!

a BEst fRiEnd cOnforts yOu When Your sad

a TrU fRiEnd SAys Get Your A*s up and lEts gO partY!

a BEst fRIenD mAkes uP an ExcUse BecAus tHEy MisSEd yOur niGht oUt

bUT tRu FrIEnd SAys ShuT THE FuK uP TheRe Is alwaYs nExT WeEk

a BEst frIenD lauGHs When yOu hIt tHem

bUt a tRu fRiEnd SAYs bI*cH What WAs The fOr And HiTS yOu BAc

a Best fRiend Would hElp yOu cLeAn Up YouR gUUys MEss

A tru frIend WouLd gO siT ON hEr A*s AnD SAy Get yO A*s to Steppin tHaT MEss Aint gOin CleAn It SeLF!

a BEst frIeNd WouLd LEt You hAve THe cuTe gUy At The cLub

A tRu FriEnd Would SAy bi*ch i saw hIm fiRst He mINe

a bEst frIend Would teLl yOu wHEn You HAve hAd EnOugH To DrInk

bUt a TrU fRiEnd WoulD sAy SenD tWo mOre DoWn

a BEst frIenD woulD giVE yoU a hUg When You Ask

a tRu fRiend WouLD SAy bIt*h i Aint gAY!

a Best frIeNd WouLD BE The ThRid whEeL

but a Tru frIEnd Would SAy Does hIs a*s gOt Any HoT fRIEnD!

a BEst FrIend Would Sut nExt To yOU

bUT a Tru frIend Would SiT on Your lAp And SAy iF yOu dnt LIke It fUk yOU!