Mr. Soda Pop

by Wallace   Feb 29, 2008


I was at *CITY CLUB* at *NINE-O-FIVE*
Walking with my *PLAYERS* like it was no *BIG DEAL*
Ordered a *PEPSI* and my *DR. PEPPER*
Then I sat back and relaxed like a *PACE MAKER*
*CLICK* on the *TV* saw *CHELSEA* winning *SEVEN UP*
Then shouted, *YOO-HOO* and drank my *JOLLY POP*

I left the club *UP TOWN* and went to *ONE STOP*
Talked to *MR COLA* and the *HILLBILLY JOES*
Drank my *SIERRA MIST* and my *DIET COLA*
Then my *SLIM SODA* and my *WEIGHT WATCHERS*

I ran into this girl up at *PLANET JAVA*
She was as fair as *SUNSHINE* and the *OCEAN'S SPRAY*
So I gave her a *WHITE ROSE* and a *TOP VALUE* date
Then left her at *LEMON TREE* and drank a *V-8*
Had a *YUMMY* dinner and filled my *BOTTOMS UP*
Then went off to *QUENCH* my thirst by drinking more *POP*

~All the names of Sodas and Soft Drinks are capitalized and quoted in asterix~

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  • 15 years ago

    by Ashleigh Skye

    Wow this was very good.. I really liked the idea of using the differnt types of soft drink names in a poem, thats very original.. and the fact that you managed to turn it into a story is just that much better. I've hardly heard of any of these so my curiosity got the best of me. Very original, and a very creative title. It also made me laugh cause the idea was so brilliant. I think that I really liked this though because it reminds me of something that you have to do when you're little.It comes witht that innocence but with the flair and prefection of a vetrined poet. Well done. You have a tallent well beyond your years.

  • 15 years ago

    by Kevin

    Interesting... very cool... funny.

  • 15 years ago

    by Dawn aka Dominique

    Ha this poem wasn't like funny like balling on the floor but some laughs emerged from under me and i thought it was clever of you to use a bunch of different soda labels to write a poem so yeah great job 5/5

  • 16 years ago

    by Jenni

    This poem was really cute, it was a pleasure to read. Very witty! keep up the great work! 5/5

  • 16 years ago

    by El

    Lol very clever!
    I liked it

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