Your Name

by writeXlovexonxherXarms   Apr 2, 2008


Your Name the Original Version

I wrote your name in the sky,
but the wind blew it away
I wrote your name in the sand,
but the waves washed it away
I wrote your name in my heart,
and forever it will stay.

but wait theres more heres the remix of what really went down
Written By Bre and Lizzie

Your Name the Remix
I wrote your name on my hand,
but i washed it away in the shower
I wrote your name on a piece of paper,
but i threw it away I wrote your name on the white board at school,
but the teacher erased it I wrote your name all over
my notebook, but i forgot it in class and someone jacked it
I wrote your name on my homework,
but my dog ate it so i shaved your name
on my dog but the fur grew back
I wrote your name on some guys Mc Donald's
cheese burger rapper but he threw it away
so i found his car and keyed your name on it
but the deedeedee drove away
I wrote your name on the sidewalk
but some gang spray painted over it
I cut your name into my leg but the owner of
the car got mad that i keyed your name into his car
so he ran over my leg with your name on it got chopped off
at the hospital i wrote your name on the wall but the doctor
got mad so he painted over it
when I got home I typed your name on the computer
but my computer got stolen by a hobo so he can sell it to buy beer
I bought a shirt with your name on it but
my dog peed on it so my mom gave it to goodwill
I wrote your name on my pants
but my dog chewed a hole in the crotch
i spelled your name with my food but i ate it
later on when i pooped it spelled your name,
but i flushed it away
I carved your name into a tree but
it got cut down to make toilet paper
I carved your name onto a wall but the wall got nocked down
so i made a house that spelled your name but
it was built on illegal property so it got bulldozed down
I wrote your name on my TV but the maid dusted it away so
I wrote your name on my mirror but the maid windexed it away
I said your name on a TV show but it never got aired
I put your name in a song but i forgot the words
I looked up at the night sky and the stars spelled your name
but all of a sudden it was morning time
I finally gave up you broke up with me but then a hot
guy came along and now im glad all that stuff happened
and im glad i forgot your name
oh yea i sued the guy who ran me over,
but then he sued me back for keying your stupid
name into his car i wonder what happened to that hobo who
stole my computer i think he sold it and became the richest
hobo in the world

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  • 15 years ago

    by Just Keara

    Wooooooow.

  • 15 years ago

    by MissMeg

    LOL, that was cute and funny
    good job

  • 15 years ago

    by coreys girl

    Yo i loved that it was so cute and funny :)

    -lol-

  • 15 years ago

    by WrittenInTheStars

    I think that was the most random poem I have ever read..

  • 15 years ago

    by Angel

    Lolololololo

    that was good