A Blue WKD With a Straw, Please, Barmaid

You make me feel so happy
Even though you're blue.
I feel so witty and so smart
When I've had a few of you.

I feel so sexy and so great
When I sip you through a straw.
Then, when I've finished one of you,
I order twenty more.

You make life so much easier,
You're such a brilliant friend.
You make me feel happy when
I normally pretend.

People deny you really help
But I know that it's true.
Oh, WKD Original,
Oh, vodka, I love you!