The Pallet People (extended) (tongue twister)

by Lemon Squeezy   Jun 10, 2008


The Pallet People

The Pink and Purple, Per-miscues,Pallet, People Pilot Parallel, Planes over the Perry winkle, Premises. Then the Purple Pallet People were Promised a Premature Pension if they Perfectly Planted the Planes upon the Pillowed,Perry winkle, Premises, Permanently. This upset the Pink, Per-miscues, Pallet People because they weren't Presented the Premature, Pension Policy if they Planted their Planes Properly. So the Pink Per-miscues Pallet People Permanently Planted their Parallel Planes Perpendicularly to the Purple Per miscues Pallet People's Planes. The Purple Pallet People were Pretty Pissed at the Pink Pallet People at first, but both Per miscues Pallet Parties realized Promptly that they had failed to Plant the Parallel Planes upon the Proper Premises. The Pink and Purple Per miscues Pallet People Planted the Parallel Planes improperly. Both Parties Planted the Planes in a Pond instead of upon the Pillowed Perry winkle Premises. Thus the Pink and Purple Per miscues Pallet People's Priorities became Perplexed Prior to their Premature Pension, mentioned in their Previous Policy. A Paradox indeed.

(c) 2008 Lemon Squeezy All Rights Reserved

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