"No it just wouldn't feel right; I'm definitely not gay,
Pure and simple, I just don't swing that way"
Ha! I loved those two lines! Don't ever turn gay, for my sake! lol I need to give this poem to my "best guy friend"... My friends and I are still trying to figure him out in that department. :D I LOVED this poem!
Ha ha silly you, David.
This poem is really funny, although I must point out that I happen to think gay people are just as normal as straight ones. In my country gay people get married and have children just like any other couple. But I realize that this is not as common in other parts of the world.
I would love to see you in a bikini, though....It would look really funny on a boy as masculine as you, lololol!