Comments : You can be comforted by the fact I haven't bought a bikini

  • 9 years ago

    by Fsams

    Hahahaha lol, David.... this one is superb. It really brought a smile on my face.

    The only reason they should buy them at all. . .
    Is for their girlfriends! Buying gifts at the mall

    These lines are so real and logical. I really enjoyed the lexis used. This one definitely deserves maximum credit!

  • 9 years ago

    by ShyandHurt

    Oooh David! It made me smile! That was pretty good, now I am going to have to write one.....

    I agree with Fsams.. only if you are buying for a girlfriend!

  • 9 years ago

    by Kalee

    This is a great poem, David. it definetaly made me smile. it has brightened my day already. great poem,

    Kal

  • 9 years ago

    by AsHlIe13

    Lol.......... hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i needed something like that to make me laugh

  • 9 years ago

    by Bugg

    "No it just wouldn't feel right; I'm definitely not gay,
    Pure and simple, I just don't swing that way"

    Ha! I loved those two lines! Don't ever turn gay, for my sake! lol I need to give this poem to my "best guy friend"... My friends and I are still trying to figure him out in that department. :D I LOVED this poem!

  • 9 years ago

    by Ashley

    Um yuck

  • 9 years ago

    by Ashley

    One out of one :P

  • 9 years ago

    by Ingrid de Klerck

    Ha ha silly you, David.
    This poem is really funny, although I must point out that I happen to think gay people are just as normal as straight ones. In my country gay people get married and have children just like any other couple. But I realize that this is not as common in other parts of the world.
    I would love to see you in a bikini, though....It would look really funny on a boy as masculine as you, lololol!

    Love, Ingrid

  • 9 years ago

    by cherry

    Wrong category

  • 9 years ago

    by HvN

    Awesome, going on my favorites!

    5/5