Corinne,
I absolutely adored this write and could just hear you singing it, (Which by the way hopefully I will hear it on a future CD of yours)
This was quite the funny but realistic touch of life in there, I could picture the whole scene being played out. I laughed so hard I thought my sides would split. Great Write dear and thanks for the laughs.
Take Care,
Kay

"It may be YOU
But it ain't me!"

But maybe it could be...

Very cute write. Thanks for sharing.

Deep south... Kumquat.... LMAO!!! I loved it.