Road Rage

by Glenn Gay   Mar 18, 2012


The man behind me looked like a monkey in a cage
Driving his pickup in a fit of road rage
I wasn't driving fast enough so he turned on his lights
Started pounding the dash like a man in a fight
I slowly pulled over to let him pass
He sped by me mouthing, "kiss my ass"
I threw up my hand and gave him my smile
His rage went from bad to something wild
He threw up his hand and gave me the finger
Pulled out a gun to add to the danger
I didn't shit my pants but sure let a good fart
Pulled into the lot of the local mini-mart
Next case of road rage I'm not gonna run
Just pick up my cell phone and dial 911

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  • 3 years ago

    by Ben Pickard

    Lol - an excellent write and cheered me up!

  • 6 years ago

    by marina14

    Funny lol