Some people were born to be lucky, some leaders, some followers and some to teach. I was born to be miserable and I am quite good at it. Most of my life's misery wasn't cast upon me by others or by circumstances beyond my control. I sought it and never had any trouble finding it.
When they lay me out after death and others weep their fake tears of remorse my soul will look at them and rejoice with joy that I am no longer their whipping boy.
