Vampire Mythtakes

by Larry Chamberlin   May 31, 2012


Creatures that come in the night
don't sparkle like Edward
they just come round for a bite
please do leave them interred.

Your ghoulies and vampires
are hardly romantic lovers
if you knew their desires
you'd hide under the covers.

Drink your blood, eat your face,
no gentle handling involved
quit moaning for this chase
only your life will be dissolved.

[For Kristian]

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  • 11 years ago

    by xoxShorteexox

    Edward is a fairy in my opinion, not a real vampire anyway. Amazing piece of writing and that really shows that the way love novels make certain creatures out to be isn't always what they truly are or what they want.

    5/5

    -Heather

  • 11 years ago

    by No1ButMe

    LOL, I love this. I totally agree. I've loved vampires forever, ever since anne rice and they defiently aren't the loving gushy type. And they wouldn't be caught dead wasting love on a mere human. Anyways funny and yet true. Love it! 5.5

  • 11 years ago

    by Max

    Haha this is so cool
    Specially the part
    "don't sparkle like Edward"
    Lol I laughed so hard at this
    Cause I always thought vampires dont go well with love
    and the die in sun light and things like that xD
    I like this alot lol
    Thanks for posting =)

  • 11 years ago

    by nouriguess

    Who is Kristian?

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