My inlaws are outlaws

The reason why I married her?the answers just because
I really had no clue my in-laws were outlaws.
She really was a sweet thing for me to spend my life
as long as I dont get her mad..she carried a switchblade knife.
When we were together it was nothing but fun
I had no idea she did her banking at the end of a gun.
When I weigh the pros and cons there is one thing I know
when it comes to her family, there is more cons than pros.
When I look into her eyes shes so pretty I cant stand it
deep inside I know Im looking into the eyes of a bandit.
When she walks down the street so many whistles and looks
no one would ever guess she comes from a long line of crooks.
Even at the wedding with all the gifts given to me
I was hoping I dont get arrested for receiving stolen property.
She is my woman and I am her man
I hope we dont have to spend our life in the witness protection plan.
I guess I did okay when I picked her for my spouse
Im looking forward to meeting her parents when their released from the big house!
-Santacruz-