This truly made me laugh. Loved how you made the characters the secondary here or at least I feel you did. Truly loved the object as well because you used that "one" object that everyone seems to not be able to find. The paper clip. I truly thought this was clever and very unique. Etheree is a pretty hard form to write bbecause of the restrictions and I thought you did a great job with it. The title fits perfectly as well and you did a great job to write part of it to go with the poem. For example the paper clips were hidden through out the "main" places this person used or went to everyday. Well done. Nominated

Lol im in the cab at the moment will come edit this comment.

Just splendid!

Hahahaha! Great.
Do you watch the show, Larry? I was watching it last night... it's rough. But I really like the spin you put on this. Paperclips, tacks, socks, and pencils. The things I can never find.

LOL!
Thanks for the good laugh, Larry. This poem is truly amusing :)

Touche my friend! We never know.

This is so ridiculously awesome!!! Your formatting is just so perfect it emphasises the hoarding, very very clever.also very good subject matter in the sense that everyone has that one object in their house that nobody can ever find when needed, but as soon as the need has subsided, you suddenly find them everywhere (mine is hairclips and pens :-P)