Olwin - brilliant! Love it and it made me laugh; you don't often see sonnets posted in the funny section!
Honesty? Here goes: Syllables - spot on. Iambic pentameter - close and spot on throughout the majority of this piece; but Christ, it's a bugger :)
Sorry I couldn't give you a prompt earlier - I had a rather disagreeable stomach - but you have done fine on your own!
Ms. Dreamofolwin: Not only did you master the Sonnet form, you mastered the funny category and that is no easy task... first time I have read a funny sonnet and giggled from start to finish! This was a wonderful read!