This cheered me up no end, not least because I (like you by the sounds of it) am addicted, quite thoroughly, to a cup of tea - or 10!
The idea of preparing my sacred brew, and then to open the fridge and find the crowning ingredient missing (milk) is a cruel and devastating blow indeed, and one that left me chilled to my very marrow!
This is not a funny poem, Em; it's the stuff nightmares are made of! lol
Haha Ben thanks for the comment. I did contemplate putting it in the dark section because of the no milk ending lol definitely stuff of nightmares and something I did this morning.. Note to self's check if you have milk before making one!! :)