Family Bussiness:

Well we're not top shelf anymore
Our taste buds flew out the door,
My good family name is marked
And we're downsizing at the store.

We're really not sure what occurred
For years we flew right of the shelf,
From all those curious little minds
That don't know everything theirself.

We even wore matching tie and suit
I mean we were top of the line,
Every home in America had a set
And life was so doting and fine.

And we were doing so wonderful
That we made door to door sales,
Schools loved us, they still do some
But I guess our future is nailed.

Every since those dang taking books
Those encyclopedias on the run,
With every single book from A to Z
And it doesn't even weigh a ton.