Queen of Hearts in da house

ALFRED!!!....

Right she's here,
don't be smitten of her revealing red gear!

OH, Yey. Oh Yey,
Her majesty the Queen of hearts has come
into play

'My dear Queen,
majestic and superior of all supreme.
I welcome you to this ball of frolics and fun
and yes my sweet, I'm still your fan number one!
Looking as gorgeous and rosy as ever
No finer felinity than you with my
eyes have seen never.

Alfred, take the queen, and entourage with
their guillotine, down to the cellar
and then please go wake Miss Rella.
and let her know that her majesty has arrived
and so far all have survived.

Now I will fetch cider and ale
In abundance with no curtail
Wine and whiskey, although this
may turn these wenches a little frisky
Maybe later, wine will suit now

I must say in a quiet word to myself
The Queen is looking a rather dishy
stealth of health.
Anyway you silly old fool
she'd eat you for breakfast
and spin you on her pedestal!

Oh well...