Queen of Hearts in da house

by Michael   Jun 10, 2017


ALFRED!!!....

Right she's here,
don't be smitten of her revealing red gear!

OH, Yey. Oh Yey,
Her majesty the Queen of hearts has come
into play

'My dear Queen,
majestic and superior of all supreme.
I welcome you to this ball of frolics and fun
and yes my sweet, I'm still your fan number one!
Looking as gorgeous and rosy as ever
No finer felinity than you with my
eyes have seen never.

Alfred, take the queen, and entourage with
their guillotine, down to the cellar
and then please go wake Miss Rella.
and let her know that her majesty has arrived
and so far all have survived.

Now I will fetch cider and ale
In abundance with no curtail
Wine and whiskey, although this
may turn these wenches a little frisky
Maybe later, wine will suit now

I must say in a quiet word to myself
The Queen is looking a rather dishy
stealth of health.
Anyway you silly old fool
she'd eat you for breakfast
and spin you on her pedestal!

Oh well...

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  • 4 months ago

    by Em

    Hehe loved this

  • 4 months ago

    by Ren

    Aaaannnndddd she's gone.... lol

    Another great write by you Michael :)

  • 4 months ago

    by Tony

    Her majesty is indesposed...

  • 4 months ago

    by Alec

    Reporting for detention Evil Friar...

    • 4 months ago

      by Michael

      Guard perimeter fence kind boy
      And keep an eye for Helen of Troy
      I am retiring for a criers deserved rest
      Be sure now just to do your best :)

  • 4 months ago

    by mossgirl19

    Wow, amazing! This is so excellent. Oh la la, the next installation may wreck the pieces of my brain. I think of guillotines...

    • 4 months ago

      by Michael

      Well Miss M.. lets hope that no blade will be used, as long as we keep her majesty amused :)

    • 4 months ago

      by Ren

      I think there would have definitely been guillotines involved ;) I mean she was the Queen of Hearts, after all!

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