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by Em Jul 18, 2017
Fun, humor /
Why why why do they do that?
they ring you up tryna sell sh it
when you've already got it
you say "I'm fine with what I've got"
they hit you with a finishing shot...
"but ma'am, we could save you some dosh"
my reply "I don't give a tosh
because you'll save me more now
then your charge will grow"
"Ma'am ma'am please don't go"
I hang up, in my mind:
"conversation end, dumbo."
Author's note: ok so this came about from a real life phone call and I sang the first part to Tom Jones why why why Delilah (don't ask) the rest of the randomness just seemed to come out.
Haha. I can relate with this.
by Ben Pickard