Valkiri ( Terry Prattchet inspiration the last hero)

So you have come to collect me?
To send me on my way?
To present me before odin?
But there is something I must say!

You rode up to me on that horse,
And well ! You've dressed like that,
If I'm gonna be judged by Gods unknown,
I would like my final act .

I find you rather fetching my dear.
That leather fits and suits you rather well.
Now i am feeling kinda frisky my sweet,
And it's worth a trip to hell.

So take some time and join me for a while,
We shall laugh and indulge in mead,
And if all that I have in mind comes to pass
Ya will not mount that steed.