because really I am happy for you, so goddamn happy -
that you’ve found someone to make you outshine the sun
like I’ve discovered a placeholder as great as any
to get me through the night (at least, that’s what I thought)
until they taught me what an honest laugh feels like.
I am saying this as kindly as possible
but I’m sure it won’t sound quite that way,
but anyway, congratulations on the soulmate.