Not a damn thing

The only thing better than A1
Is hot sauce,
Especially when it's mixed with
ketchup and put on an omelette.
The only thing better than hot sauce
is cake;
Regardless of the flavor.
the only thing better than cake is purple,
Especially if it's on you.
The only thing better than purple
is you-
no matter what you're doing.
And the only thing better than you is..
Well,
Not a damn thing.