Snaccident!

by Kitty Cat Lady   Oct 7, 2017


Stop! Put them back!
Step away from the biscuits
(You worked hard! A few won't hurt!
Surely you can risk it?)

You know you'll be sorry -
"A moment on the lips" ...
(Oh come on, who are you kidding?
You already ate those chips!)

Just think of how you'll feel
Once you've swallowed all of that?
(Mmm ... full, satisfied and happy
And all sleepy like a cat)

That new dress now won't fit you
You'll cry when you try it on
(Just work extra hard tomorrow
All those calories you'll burn!)

Will you two please just shut up!
You're making such a racket!
I can think for myself you know!
(She says .. reaching for the packet)

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  • 1 day ago

    by Milly Hayward

    Congratulations on your HM mention this week. All my best wishes Milly x

    • 1 day ago

      by Kitty Cat Lady

      Thanks so much Milly, I'm really chuffed! :-) x
      =^.^=

  • 1 day ago

    by Mayday

    *LOL!*
    yeah. That's pretty much me too- Everyday. Haha- but I enjoyed this especially.

    You know you'll be sorry -
    "A moment on the lips" ...
    (Oh come on, who are you kidding?
    You already ate those chips!)

    LOL funny and relatable little rhyme you got here, KitCat! Well said :)

    • 1 day ago

      by Kitty Cat Lady

      Ah, thanks so much for saying so, glad to have made you chuckle ;-) :-)
      =^.^=

  • 1 week ago

    by Michael

    Miss Kitty K,

    nearly had me at the end with this poem again. But I was on the ball this time haha!
    Such a lovely rhyming and with your humour, I have read before which you are very good at
    and a great flow as usual
    With love
    Michael :)x

    • 1 week ago

      by Kitty Cat Lady

      Haha! Thanks Michael, lovely comments ;-) x
      =^.^=

  • 1 week ago

    by Free verse

    Kitty, With this poem you have taken your poetry to different level.
    You are writing some amazing poems.
    All the very best.

    • 1 week ago

      by Kitty Cat Lady

      Aw shucks, thanks Shane! Lovely comments x
      =^.^=

  • 1 week ago

    by - Mr. Darcy

    Very funny. I must admit all thus laughter is making me hungry.

    Well written and well done, just like my steak! Lol x

    • 1 week ago

      by Kitty Cat Lady

      So glad to have amused you! Thank you ;-) x
      =^.^=

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