Rapunzel

by CJ Maleney   Dec 13, 2017


Oh come on !please! Rapunzel!
Let down your hair just like a rope.
It's ages since I've had a bit?
And I'm dying for a grope.

I know that I am not your prince,
But he is just a fool.
He's chasing deer around the woods,
When he could be using his tool.

I know the old girl won't approve,
But face it "she's a witch".
And I know she never liked me,
The stuck up nasty bi+€h.

Oh thank my Rapunze,l
I'll fly up swift as a lark.
I hope you don the underwear I bought,
The ones I got from Marks and Sparks.

Oh my gosh Rapunzel?
That really is a lot of hair!
I expected it upon your head,
But not so much down there.

___________________

Oh come on !please! Rapunzel!
Will you finish washing your hair.
One of the twins has crapped himself,
The other drives me to despair.

I'll be out there when I'm finished love,
You know this takes some time.
So man up, change the baby!
And bring me a glass of wine.

When you have done this love?
Would you cook them both their tea.
This really is a menial task,
And it's simply not for me.

________________

So you thought you knew the story,
You thought you knew the tale?
But water does not look crystal clear,
When it's held within a pail.

You see, Rapunzel was a firey one,
She would not make a good wife.
Not one to do as she was bid,
They locked her in that tower at night.

She was something of a lazy girl,
But she always had a plan.
She used her hair like lure and snare
And trapped herself a man.

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  • 1 month ago

    by Em

    This had me in stitches so thanks much needed laugh never will I look at rapunzel the same lol

    • 1 month ago

      by CJ Maleney

      Glad you enjoyed Em,

      Just me being silly again but it was fun to do

      Craig

  • 1 month ago

    by Kitty Cat Lady

    Too funny Craig! You've totally shattered illusions though! :-) x
    =^.^=

    • 1 month ago

      by CJ Maleney

      Giggles, chuffed you liked it

      Craig

  • 1 month ago

    by Dagmar Wilson

    I remember and I was jealous of her hair. What a cute poem to wake up to. All the best to you

    • 1 month ago

      by CJ Maleney

      I'm jealous of anyone with hair lol

      Glad you enjoyed

      Craig

  • 1 month ago

    by mossgirl19

    Hahaha...love this Craig!

  • 1 month ago

    by deeplydesturbed

    Ahhh CJ.
    Love this! Gave me a mid week chuckle!!!

    One spelling error "would you cook them booth..." do you mean both? :)

    • 1 month ago

      by CJ Maleney

      Thank you glad you enjoyed,

      And thanks for the heads up on the typo.

      Craig x

    • 1 month ago

      by deeplydesturbed

      No worries xxxx

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