Ho Ho Ho

by Mark Rawlins   Dec 14, 2017


It’s Christmas Jumper Day today,
down at the Department of Dross.
There’s mistletoe on Santa’s sleigh
and a chance to snog the boss.
There’s tinsel round computer screens
and filing cabinet drawer.
There’s cards exchanged with festive scenes
so that work won’t seem a chore.
On Jumper Day, forget the rules,
’cause the office will get colder.
For lunch we’ll munch on stuffing balls
to the sound of Noddy Holder.
It’s the highlight of our work year,
so pray that they don’t sack us.
Don’t have to be mad to work here,
but we must be Christmas crackers.

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  • 4 months ago

    by Kitty Cat Lady

    Hahaha ... this is bloomin brilliant Mark ... I'm really giggling :-)
    "Department of dross" ... too funny! :-) x
    =^.^=

  • 4 months ago

    by Dagmar Wilson

    Put a smile on my face

  • 4 months ago

    by Michael

    haha..
    wonderful Christmas cracker, made me smile a lot
    Well done
    Michael :)

  • 4 months ago

    by Em

    Absolutely loved this humorous piece

  • 4 months ago

    by Robert Long

    i agree with mossgirl. I'm in complete awe at how well you write. keep it up

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