The frustrations of being a female

Don’t laugh at me but;
One week of every month I absolutely hate being a girl and I wish I could skip this part of life’s nature or whatever.
Mixing the mood swings and the constant urge to eat smore’s pop tarts with the stress of my life and my job;
And you have a problem.
I hate everyone around me for 7 days out of every month,
Everyone except you.
You...
Again-
Don’t laugh at me but I always
feel so clingy to you that I swear I
could be sitting right on top
of your lap and I still would not be close enough.
As If that’s not bad enough,
Your face is literally heaven to me and I’m pretty sure I have the tendency to mentally drool over it.
(Stop laughing)
My point is-
I’m already highly attracted to you so I’d appreciate it if you
could Just tone down your amazingness for one week out of the month
So my hormones would stop making me want to throw you against
a wall and dry hump you.
Unless of course,
You’d want me to.
Geez,
The frustrations of being a female are real.