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I'm here for the pudding
Mess with dessert, get the hurt
Calories shmalories these little
Insignificant things hardly
matter to a glutton like me
I get my cake and eat it too
In front of you, look woohoo!
It's great to celebrate
A celebration where
We celebrate
This cake we make
C.r.e.a.my and delicious
Wicked and suspicious
Add it to your wish list
Then stir and shake
And whisk then wait
For us to stew and brew
Another way to cheat and screw
A dollar from a dime
The mute from a mine
He should have read the fine

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