Lol .. I was trying to place where I'd heard this before! Really funny but so well expressed with your wonderfully humorous lilt. I just had to nominate it for your storytelling and use of space upon the page to enhance the reading experience - it's something you do so very well :-) x
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Thanks Kitty. I wrote this recently, but it flopped with just one comment. I'm giving it another try. Thanks for nominating it. :) x

Thanks Mr D, I always wondered what 'Coke' was in short ;)
Very good chap
M:)

Glad to see this nominated. All the very best

Ahhh... Lithuanian river... It's always an adventure reading your pieces! I love how bizarre this is! Great job!

--- MKKK