Cyber Weed

by Allen   Nov 12, 2004


I felt the temptation
Urge I can not contain
I reached for the screen
“Opps, I did it again”

I found Microsoft Word
Typed in “Cyber Weed”
I set the document on fire
One puff was all I need

I inhaled the magic smoke
Heheee, I reached cyber high.
Suddenly my back grew wings
“I believe I can fly”

WEEEEE~~~~~~
I see the stars in my eye
HEHEHEE~~~~~~
Pink tailed pigs flying by
AWWWWW~~~~~~
Angel dropped form the sky
ARRRGGGGG~~~~~~
…that angel… was a naked guy!!!

I ran, I ran from that horrible sight
But that man appeared before me
“Surrender now or prepare to fight”
Oh I have no choice but to let it be

The naked man is not armed
So I thought I’ll give it a go
What would he use to hit me with?
Errr…. I don’t want to know..

He launched himself at me
Pushed me onto the floor
He ripped off my wings
And flew out the door….

Hmm, I guess that WAS an angel
And those were his wings indeed
Well, he can have them back for now
Until my next puff of cyber weed

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  • 19 years ago

    by MeL JoY

    lol thats really funny!
    im so looking forward to read more of your poetry!=)
    take care
    MeL

  • 19 years ago

    by Jackie Bilson

    Dude, totally and completely random...genius sheer genius. LOL. Had me laughing through the whole thing. I'll take some of that cyber weed thanks...

  • 19 years ago

    by Megha

    lol... :-)

  • 19 years ago

    by digiienjc

    *takes cyber weed* allen thats some good shit....AWESOME poem i thought my friends were gonna die when they read it omg lol...u poems make me laugh *bowing*
    ~Nell~

  • 19 years ago

    by Broken

    omfg! that was hilarious...and im sure that you know that 'cyber weed' is every stoners dream...lol....great job, allen, keep it up!!!!!!!!!!1