Redneck Life

by DestinyAwaits   Jan 5, 2005


Before you read this, it may offend you. And if it does we are sorry. We wrote it, because it's messed up how society is today.

Written by Melissa (half black), Annabelle (white), Mary (who grew up in Georgia) =o)

We hope you find the humor in it!

I came from Oklahoma,
I just woke up from a coma.
I went bull riding Thursday night,
Got knocked out and saw the light.

I smelt like bullshit the next day,
Took three showers and the smell wont go away.
My sister gave me some TLC for the pain,
But I F**ked up and yelled mommas name!

*Chorus*
Oh this is the shit that rednecks do,
So listen up and you can too.
We go hunting for deers and bears,
And watch Nascar in our underwear's.

My daddy whose my uncle and my brother,
Had sex with both my auntie and my mother.
Yankees think it's weird but they don't see,
We like to keep it in the family.

Walking to the store thats down the street,
End up walking home with jiffy feet.
Fishing on the boat with nati light,
Catch a fish that ma will cook with grits tonight.

Oh...

*Chorus*
This is the shit that rednecks do,
So listen up and you can too.
We go hunting for deers and bears,
And watch Nascar in our underwear's.

Stead fast in our Rebel Pride,
My Bub Ba Trucks my favorite ride.
Favorites spelled without a "U",
So F**k you Canadians and F**k you Jews.

Put your teeth down on my curb,
Give me your gun and your herb.
We shoot black people just for fun,
We're not racist we hate everyone!

Oh...

*Chorus*
This is the shit that rednecks do,
So listen up and you can too.
We go hunting for deers and bears,
And watch Nascar in our underwear's.

So hold your beer can high up to the sky,
And thank your lord and savior that your white.
Tell the fags to stay away our they will die,
So, lets chug our beers and piss away the night!

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  • 12 years ago

    by DestinyAwaits

    I guess no one listens to David Allan Coe.

  • 12 years ago

    by DestinyAwaits

    Thank you for you comment Sarah! We weren't saying canadians are rednecks. notice we mention the part about how favorite is spelt without a "U", it was a comment how when Canadians speak sometimes with words it sounds like they added a "U" somewhere in there... Sorry if we offended you. And yes Sarah I have stopped, because she's going to go to the level of voting all of my poems a 1... Oh wait she already has! Thanks again Sarah! =o)

  • 12 years ago

    by sarah

    hey, i liked the poem and stuff. BUT...Rednecks are not like that at all, its really funny tho...and i didnt like the canadian part. some of you people in the states, think we are all rednecks, well maybe take some time, and try and learn about canada...
    OH YA, this is a website for reading poems, its kinda lame to keep fighting on here dont ya think?? any ways annebelle, good poem, it made me laugh

  • 12 years ago

    by sarah

    hey, i liked the poem and stuff. BUT...Rednecks are not like that at all, its really funny tho...and i didnt like the canadian part. some of you people in the states, think we are all rednecks, well maybe take some time, and try and learn about canada...
    OH YA, this is a website for reading poems, its kinda lame to keep fighting on here dont ya think?? any ways annebelle, good poem, it made me laugh

  • 12 years ago

    by DestinyAwaits

    You know it's reall sad when young people out of hate, have to go to all of my poems and make my rating drop! Thank you for your immature actions! But I wont be down, I will rise above you!