Over-served

I feel like crap, what were we thinking?
who lets us out when we've been drinking?
we heard lots of lines, some funny most cheesy
man, does my head hurt, and my tummy feels queasy
i think that it was after shot #4
we decided to work it out on the dance floor
I had no rhythm, i was too buzzed to dance
I realized this when I spilled my drink on my pants
After round 4 I should have switched to water
cuz the men all around us were looking much hotter
that band was good, from what i could tell
of course i wasn't watching after i tripped and fell
come on it wasn't that bad, i didn't scream that loud
then again, when I fell, I took down half the crowd
I broke the seal too early and had to pee again and again
i avoided all lines though by peeing with the men
back up to the bar where another round was bought
round #6 consisted of a drink and a shot
I couldn't walk a straight line although I did try
did I really make out with 3 random guys?
So today I feel horrid, yet it's not what I deserved
it's not that I drank too much, I was clearly over-served!