PMS Need I Say More?!

by †JustAri†   Jun 22, 2005


*This one's for all the ladies out there...hahaha*

Monster cramps, red on my pants
Sitting on the toilet trying to grab a pad
Bitter words used to curse
This day couldn't get any worse

Time to binge
On whatever's in the fridge
Instead of a couple trips
I carry all of it, the candy, cake, dip and chips

Snapped on my boyfriend cuz he's a pain
Wish i could tie him to the tracks of a train
He's leaving me messages on my cell but i don't care
I need to go shopping for new underwear

My head's still throbbing and I'm out of Tylenol
Without those meds. i'm not kind at all
My hair is looking OILY, and my face is looking GREASY
With all these pimples, NO ONE better see me

Don't get me wrong, i'm not always this mean
But I hate this event, whether it's a curse or blessing
When i cry over everything and everything gives me stress
STAY THE H*** AWAY FROM ME, I'M A GIRL WITH PMS!!!!!

© Copyright Ariana 2003-2005

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  • 9 years ago

    by Just Keara

    Iiiiiiiiiiiiii freaaaaaaakiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin lovvvvvvvveeeeeeeedddddddddddddd itttttttttttttttt!!!!!!

    :)

  • 12 years ago

    by Alexis

    Hey, I can relate to this poem. I HATE PMS!!! Sometimes being a girl can be a biotch!!! Especialy when we have to deal with that!! I really liked this poem, cute and funny, and oh so true!!! You should check out my poem More ABout Me!! PEACE!!!
    ~Alexis~

  • 12 years ago

    by Bonnie Fowler

    ahahahahahahaha thats a great one! Trust me I know what ur trying to say lol

  • 12 years ago

    by mckayla

    so very true i can relate so much! i am jsut the same way waith my pms i hate those days all i want to do is kill everyone. good poem keep writing

  • 12 years ago

    by Mandy Lou

    Coudn't have said it better! Guys have no clue!! Great poem!