English of Guys and Girls

When a Grl Says:
I don\'t like you-(But she still flirts with u)--> I LUV U
Call ya 2morrow--> I am NeVeR calling u again
I Like ur shirt--> It wood look betta on my boyfriend
Don\'t leave me--> I want u!
I like ur new haircut--> You are TotaLlY HOT!!
I like ur pants-->I\'d rather be in them with u!!
Don\'t call me bak--> Hear ur voice in 5 min.
I can live without u--> I\'m lost without u:(
Mayb--> No
It\'s ur decision--> the correct decision shood b obvious b now
Do wut u want-->U\'ll pay 4 this lata
We need 2 talk--> u\'d betta listen 2 every word i say rite now
Sur...Go ahead--> I dn\'t want u 2
I\'m not upset-->Of course i am u moron!!
How much do u luv me?-->I\'ve dun sumthin ur not gonna like
Is mi butt fat--> Tell me im BeAUtIfUl
U hafta learn 2 communicate--> just agree with me

When a Guy Says
I\'m hungry-->I\'m hungry
I\'m sleepy--> I\'m sleepy
I\'m bored--> wanna make out??
Wanna go 2 a move?-->I\'d lyk 2 make out wit u. soona is beta
I luv u-->Lets make out
I luv u 2-->Ok i sed it we\'d betta make out now
Lets talk-->I\'m tryin 2 impress u bi showin u im a deep person
,mayb then u\'ll make out wit me
Nice dress-->Nice cleavage
U look tense,let me give u a massage--> so u\'ll owe me one 2
Watz rong?--> Wat meaningless self inflicted psychological trauma ru goin through

Jeez now we kno wut they really think,lol