1. Look at the size of his putter
2. Oh, dang, my shafts all bent
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker
4. After 18 holes i can barely walk
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip
6. Lift your head and spread your legs
7. You have a nice stroke, but your fellow through leaves a lot to be desired
8. Just turn your back and drop it
9. Hold up. Ive got to wash my balls
10. Damn i missed the hole again
