Who Needs Lemonade?!

When life hands you lemons
"Make lemonade!ï" is what they say
But I'm not much for sour drinks
I've found a better way.

Grab a lemon in your hand
And squeeze and yell and press;
It doesn't make your problems fade
But it sure helps with stress!

Its fun to put your lemon
On the hood of a large truck;
Confused, the driver starts it up
And wonders, "What the...duck?"

If someone makes you so mad
That it makes your cheeks turn red
Take three or four, then take aim
And fling them at their head.

So come on now, its easy
You don't have to be afraid
Lemons come and lemons go,
Who needs lemonade?