Trick question from girls

by Switchblade89   Nov 9, 2005


When a girl asks you "does this make me look fat?"
how the heck are you supposed to answer that?

You could answer yes, but you better be ready,
cause if you say yes, on the floor is where you'll be,
she'll have your arm behind your back and begging for mercy,
making you wish you would have answered differently,

You could answer "no", but make sure she's smiling,
cause if you say no, and your not looking,
she'll assume your lying, and pain is what she'll bring,
making you wish you hadn't said anything,

You could answer with a shrug, but what will that do,
all that will do is get her pissed at you,
so don't lie, and tell her what you think is true,
before she chokes you, and your face starts turning blue,

Now when a girl asks you "does this make me look fat?"
this is how your supposed to answer that,
this is the sentence you should say that shows you care,
tell her nicely, "you look beautiful no matter what you wear"
and if that sentence doesn't work to make her happy,
tell her "Yes, no" or give a shrug, but be ready,
cause theres no greater rage that a womens fury,
and if you answer her wrong, she'll have you begging for mercy,

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  • WOW!

  • 4 years ago

    by Aubrey

    Im sorry but this is so true:) iLOVED this....100/100

  • 4 years ago

    by Aubrey

    Im sorry but this is so true:) iLOVED this....100/100

  • 9 years ago

    by Skai

    Nice lmao

  • 9 years ago

    by Ana

    =) I smirked at that because I know it's true. You men deal with a lot when it comes to us women.