Grumpy Old Stan

I bumped into this grumpy old man
and he told me that his name was Stan!
He was on his way to the Uptown fair
to see if he could buy a brand new chair!

He went into a store called furniture for less
and came out thinking what a mess
that shop needed a really good clean out
he thought that instantly without a doubt

Grumpy old Stan found a new chair
it was from his wife who had given him that dare
grumpy old Stan lived happy ever after
Giggling to himself with enormous laughter

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