What Would I Do For You?

For you, boy, I would
Run faster than I could

Walk a million miles
Be put through a thousand trials

Get a report card with seven Ds
Get stung by a hundred bees

Walk in a ditch with slimy snails
Put the ocean into separate pails

Wear the same smelly socks
Fall down into a pile of sharp jagged rocks

Swim in a tank with a dozen sharks
Walk all the way to Central Park

Walk even further, to the North Pole
Id do it but itd be freezing cold

Agree not to talk for one whole year
Be confronted with my greatest fear

Never eat chocolate ever again
Get pecked all over by an angry hen

I know Im really in love
Because Id do all the things above

Just to not be alone
And to call you my very own!