A poem for the girls(guys take note)

*I GOT THIS IN AN EMAIL IT ENTERTAINED ME*

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don\\\'t go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty\\\'s a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I\\\'m wrong.
I don\\\'t drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don\\\'t have a problem admitting I\\\'m lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I\\\'m usually late.
I don\\\'t watch movies with lots of gore.
Don\\\'t need instant replay to remember the score.
I won\\\'t lose my hair, I don\\\'t get jock itch.
And just cause I\\\'m assertive, Don\\\'t call me a b*itch.
Don\\\'t say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I
>can do better!
Flowers are okay,
But jewellery\\\'s best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????
I don\\\'t have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you\\\'re lying,
You look at the ceiling.
DON\\\'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK
I am a WOMAN.
Get it?, you D*ICK!?!