A Poem For All Girls...

by яock godеѕѕ   Mar 7, 2006


I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Dont go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the check book,
I can pump my own gas.
I can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass.
My beautys a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit, to others when Im wrong.
I dont drive in circles, at any cost.
And I dont have a problem, admitting Im lost.
I never forget, an important date.
You just got to deal with it, Im usually late.
I dont watch movies, with lots of gore.
Dont need instant replay, to remember the score.
I wont lose my hair, I dont get jock itch.
And just because Im assertive,
Dont call me a b**ch.
Dont say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, but jewellerys best.
Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest
I dont have a problem, With Expressing my feelings.
I know when youre lying, you look at the ceiling.
DONT call me a GIRL, a BABE or a CHICK.
I am a WOMAN. Get it? You LOSER!?!

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  • 17 years ago

    by JESSiCA ANN

    Thanks for the comment.. this is really funny but true. You write really good poems also. Keep it up your really good yourself.

  • 17 years ago

    by C Cattaway

    Lmao.. I really really loved this.. It's fantastic. You have a wonderful way with words, and this is just hilarious, and yet, it's SO true. Very well done indeed.. xx

  • 17 years ago

    by This Is Me

    Hey I liked this poem, its all true kind of. But check out the rest of my poems.

  • Lol.. thats awesome one of my favorties.... its funny!!!

  • 18 years ago

    by May Lee

    *Laughs* I really enjoyed that poem! Good job! :-D!!

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