The Ninja Elfs who Stole Christmas

by WakeboardxChick   Apr 6, 2006


Twas it was Christmas
I got up to see
What Santa had left
Under the tree

Little did I know
I was in for a fright
I crept in the living room
To see nothing in sight

And then I spotted
On top of the tree
A ninja elf
Staring at me

With Razor sharp teeth
and a black pointy hat
Elf shoes
And a burlap sac

Then out of no where
THE NINJAS ATTACKED!!!!
They clawed at my neck
And pounced on my back

They stabbed my legs
And gnawed at my scalp
Yet no one heard
My cry for help

Down through the Chimney
Click, click, click
Down came ninja
Old saint nick

He stuffed me into
A burlap sack
and stowed me away for a midnight snack

So listen my children
And please beware
Ninja elves
Are everywhere

~A Janean Original~

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  • 17 years ago

    by Elynnka

    That was indeed funny =D Maybe a little too violent, but funny XD

  • 17 years ago

    by Jordanna

    That was funny

  • 18 years ago

    by xX-jess-Xx

    Lol great poem, its rili gd.
    i jus didnt understand
    "Twas it was Christmas " because "twas" means "it was"....therefor...ur jus repeatin urself? and also u may need to sort the structure of stanza 8. but other than that the poem was imense! lol 5/5 jesxxx

  • 18 years ago

    by *~vixen~*

    Dude, i loved this one it made me laugh all the way through. 5/5
    i dont think you should change anything

  • 18 years ago

    by Kaylee

    It did have abrupt stops. Maybe make that one line in lowercase with an exclaimation point. A different take on Christmas. Might have to look out for those nija elve's ;)

    Can you please read my Sweet Amy poems please :)

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