An Ode to Red Bull

Oh Sugar Free Red Bull, adorned in salacious blues and grays, my bog throbs with thoughts of your therapeutic taurine! Without you my day is nothing but haze; of you, I am so keen! Some say that you`ll one day cause my demise but one sip is all I need to feel that energetic peace. You`re all I need to feel that energy between my thighs, oh, dear Red Bull, my love for you will never cease!

I must credit Colbi, for we wrote this together. =]