The Morning after the night before

Your alarm clock screams as you hit snooze, You went out last night and drank too much booze.
Your head is spinning and you feel sick, Get to the bathroom pretty damn quick!

Youve emptied your stomach all over the floor, the phone starts ringing and theres a knock at the door. You crawl down the hallway and answer the phone \"Is ..... there?\"
\"Sorry she aint home\"

It was your boss calling cos your late by an hour, You go to make coffee but the milk has turned sour. Black it is then you say to yourself, as you prop yourself up on the kitchen shelf. The kettle has boiled and you head feels like led. \"Sod the f*c*ing coffee if off back to bed.\"

Back up the stairs on your hands and knees, Begging the lord \"Oh Please, Oh Please!\" make it settle, make it seaze, as a mouthful of sick comes up when you sneeze!

Back in bed you start to cry, \"i feel im about to die!\" Never again you say to yourself. \"Feeling like this aint good for your health!\"

So Remember this feeling when you get pis*ed next time, try to cut down on the volume of wine!