Homework Excuses

I'd give you my homework,
If only I could.
I'd really love to,
I know I should.

My parakeet ate my German,
My tiger ate my Math.
I dropped it this morning,
On an old ladies path.

My sister put it in the trash,
My dog buried it in the garden.
I was at the jail,
And gave it to the warden.

I'd give you my Science,
But it's done in French.
I left my Art,
At some park on a bench.

I tried to do my Novel,
Oh yes I did try.
But my little brother snatched it,
And boy can he fly.

I think I sent my Spanish,
To Timbuktu.
Or did i have it last night,
As a side to my stew?

I did my English,
But it wasn't clean.
My mom must have washed it,
This morning with my jeans.

I did my Geography,
On my parents bed sheets.
But some track star took it,
With my brand new track cleats.

I had my Health at the beach,
Til quite very late.
When Uncle Schnitzler took it,
And went off on roller skates.

So you see now,
Those are my best excuses.
I hope I put them all,
To very good uses!