Aunt Flo... Oh No!

Oh how I hate you Aunt Flo.
You're my least favorite Aunt of all.
You come to visit me once a month.
Because to tell you the truth... I think that's quite enough.
You give me pain and grief.
I toss and turn, and cannot sleep.
This is all because you decided to visit.
When you visit I got awfully uncomfortable.
I can't go swimming, I can't run around.
I even end up falling on the ground.
Oh how I hate you Aunt Flo.
I hate you so much, you make me want to get pregnant.
That way I won't have to see you for nine months.
Because of you I can't wait for menopause.
Oh how I hate you Aunt Flo.
Why can't you just leave me the heck alone!