Muffin Man

by Daenerys Stormborn   Aug 12, 2006


Oh, do you know the muffin man?
The muffin man? The muffin man?
Oh, do you know the muffin man
Who lives on Drury Lane?
With his jelly rolls and beady eyes
His twisted smile and unforgiving lies
The muffin man beckons young children in
Leads them off merrily to the kitchen
He chops them up and when they're ground
He breads them and sells them by the pound
Oh, do you know the muffin man?
The muffin man? The muffin man?
Oh, he would love to serve you on a pan
He's mentally insane...

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  • 17 years ago

    by silhouette fairy

    Like this poem and thank you for entering the contest this poem is very creative who would have thought the Muffin Man ate kids???very entertaining

  • 17 years ago

    by Daenerys Stormborn

    You people are sick!

  • 17 years ago

    by Jennifer RIP Lesthat Hayden

    Lol. Oh I like this one. Reminds me of a couple of poems I've written. Happy Box ^_^, and Insane. Cute little poems that I can't help to laugh at. I gave this one a five because it made me laugh.

  • 17 years ago

    by Amberinaa

    Haha omg crazy. Wow. funny funny funny. Really good.

  • 17 years ago

    by Abbey aka the goth girl

    I loved that good job
    -Abbey

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