A very enjoyable piece to read. I loved it all. I can't pick a favorite stanza or line, sorry, but it was just all as good as each other. A really, really well written and nice poem...even if it does insult us guys, lol.
P.S. Just to clear a few things up; I'm pretty much always polite, I love chick-flicks, I'm a cat lover, I'm not really into sports (certainly not the NFL), I don't leave clothes on the floor, I don't ever, ever snort, I don't really like recliners, as long as what's on is good I don't need the remote and I'm not into anything purely because its big (trucks, fish and boats especially), lol.
HAHA ! loveloveloveLOVE it. THis is the perfect read for me right now, and I am glad that I chose to read this one. Honestly, I hardly ever read funny poems on this site, most are just dumb...but I did love this one, probably one of the few good ones I have found on this site. Great job.
"The king of the recliner
And master of the remote
Into anything that's big
Whether truck, fish, or boat"
^^ Can`t get much truer than those words said right there, can it?
ahahah... this is the cutest poem i have ever read.. very clever.. mr. close enough.. HAHA lol .. thats genious.. i LOVELOVELOVE this poem.. its my new favorite.. its totally true.. and you wrote it perfectly..the flow is flawless..