My Family

by Jessie   Dec 3, 2006


My family is the suckiest of them all
My dad is to short
My mom is to tall
And she is to hard to port

My sister is a pie
My bro is a pumpkin
My cousin is a tie
And my cats name is Tumpkin

My grandma is a pot
My grandpa is a dog
My aunt is just a cot
And my uncle is just a log

My niece is a doll
My nephew is a porch
My bro in-law is a call
And my dog is a torch

I have talked about them but what about me
Me I am a big pile
And brown is all you can see
And sometimes I can take a while

Sometimes you got to push
But other times you do not
Sometimes I am just mush
And sometimes i dont go down the pot

I think you know what i am
So i dont have to tell you
Cause you will know its me when you hear damn
I am a big pile of do,do!

Its not the best, but if you saw my family you would c what i mean

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  • 10 years ago

    by Brittany Ottmo

    Hey i like ur poem...it makes me laugh...

  • 10 years ago

    by SHYSTY23KO

    IT'S FUNNY. THE RHYME SCHEME WAS A LIL OFF BUT I LIKE THE METAPHORS, THIER FUNNY. I WISH I COULD SEE UR FAM!

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