My Family

My family is the suckiest of them all
My dad is to short
My mom is to tall
And she is to hard to port

My sister is a pie
My bro is a pumpkin
My cousin is a tie
And my cats name is Tumpkin

My grandma is a pot
My grandpa is a dog
My aunt is just a cot
And my uncle is just a log

My niece is a doll
My nephew is a porch
My bro in-law is a call
And my dog is a torch

I have talked about them but what about me
Me I am a big pile
And brown is all you can see
And sometimes I can take a while

Sometimes you got to push
But other times you do not
Sometimes I am just mush
And sometimes i dont go down the pot

I think you know what i am
So i dont have to tell you
Cause you will know its me when you hear damn
I am a big pile of do,do!

Its not the best, but if you saw my family you would c what i mean