The first time with him

I was so afraid, I mean who wouldn't be. The 1st time alone with him, I couldn't bare to see. He closed the door behind us and told me to lay down. Then he came next to me I didn't make a sound. He told me not to worry because he does it everyday, I looked at him with astonishment, He said it'll be o.k. Then he was right above me, looking deep into my eyes. I was so afraid that I began to cry.Then he told me open wide, This is where the fun begins. Then he grabbed his "you know what" and then just stuck it in. Just laying here all by myself with him in his room. I told him "OUCH take it out", but he said he's almost through.He tried to calm me down and said he was an experienced man. I don't see why people even do this again, I just don't understand. Finally he said it was all over I couldn't wait to go home. I asked him why it hurt so much, And he said the 1st times are the worst. As I was walking away he said"I can't wait to do this some more". I said "ya right dude" then I just closed his door. So when I walked to the waiting room, My sister asked how did I do. And I told her not to get cavities because the dentist is a place you don't want to go to......

WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!! HA HA HA :)~