Good advice?

by beav   Jan 14, 2007


Wear nike\'s when stepping
on somebody\'s toes,
ginsu for stabbing their backs.
encourage your children
to watch mtv and make sure
they smoke lots of crack.
use axel-grease and antifreeze
to ease arthritis pain.
smear your coat with
baby harp seal oil
to keep out all the rain.
be sure to take your vitamins
with a glass of melted lard.
and glue reynolds wrap
to your alzheimer-pits
rather than using right guard.
so heade all this advice
my friends, if you don\'t
you surely will pay.
say your prayers,
shoot your smack,
sell your soul to the man
before you end every day.

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  • 17 years ago

    by CY GINDLE

    Whats wrong with this advice? these are
    all the things i was told. you forgot
    always play in traffic. lol cy

    jen if ur not to busy i could really
    use ur help with this girl who i've been talking through poems. she needs help and im losing her. her names haily and go to her latest
    poems go back about 10 and
    you can see hows she wants to stop but always fails i think one of her poems is called i'ld gotta quit or I did it again. let me know if you can't find
    her
    cy

  • 17 years ago

    by Karl Wild GG23

    This poem is so true, we conform to what we see and I'm not gunna lie all the advertisements and stuff on TV work, amazing write 5/5

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