Messed Up Disney

Tinkerbell with no pixie dust
Simba with no mane
Santa\\\'s elves with not even a single candy cane

Mickey with no red shorts
and minnie without a bow
What if Rudolph\\\'s nose never got to glow?

Goofy with no lime green hat
Aladdin without a genie
What if Captain Hook was never a big fat meanie?

What if Bell was stupid
and Dopey had all the smarts
What would happen if Winnie the Pooh only ate pop tarts?